What is the greatest happiness for me?
Музыка и эстетика!
My favorite musician?
Их несколько и я даже их имен не знаю!
What was the most startling discovery for me?
Я не Колумб!
What is the most valuable advice I've ever received?
Не выпендривайся!
Would you like to change your appearance?
Нет, я итак супер красив!
What mistakes do you consider worthy of the most leniency?
Это прошлое!
My favorite fictional characters?
Павка Корчагин!
What is my most recent achievement?
Я стабилен!
Most recent failure?
Я также стабилен!
What is my current goal?
Какую-то ставлю!
What is my attitude to religion?
Пофигинистическое!
My dream job?
Бить баклуши!
Where would I like to live?
Где-то!
When did I first fallen in love?
Это было давно и неправда!
If I had plenty of free time, what would I do?
Тем, чем и сейчас!
There is nothing worse for me than..
Пиздюк!
How do people around me perceive me?
Мне все равно!
What is the most romantic adventure of my life?
Пригласили на булочки к чаю в час ночи!
Favourite dish?
Я не гурман!
My favorite historical character?
Товарищ Сталин и товарщ Ленин!
My favorite city?
Прага!
Where do I like to be in my city?
Нет таких мест!
My favorite Greeting?
Вы издеваетесь?
Do I have pets?
Неа!
How long can I be without communication?
Долго!
Do I want to have kids?
Любопытной сороке, на базаре...
My favorite film?
Не имею такового!
Have I traveled abroad? The biggest impression?
Где я только не был! Люди везде придурки!
The book I'm reading right now is?
Сказки!
My favourite hobby?
Нет оного!
Which famous person would you like to be?
Никем!
What is my main character trait?
Есть одна!
What do I value most in friends?
Юмор!
My main flaw?
Неверие!
What would be my biggest misfortune?
А вот кукишь скажу!
How would I like to see myself?
Кем-то!
My favorite authors?
Островский!
How do I usually meet new people?
Как бог на душу положит!
Does pornography turn me on?
Работника интим-магазина такое не возбуждает теперь!
What do I hate the most?
Их!
How would I like to die?
До этого далеко!
State of the mind at the moment?
На курке!
